Full Version: Plaque plate damage

From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#7]
 7 Jan 2006
To: UCONN Dave & Lynn too (DANDL48) [#6] 7 Jan 2006

I do need to warn you, though...

We have patents on putting enamel paint on plaque plates. However, for the paltry fee of $233,044.99 (this week only), we will enroll you in our hands-on course for this process. Of course, you will then be required to purchase a license to perform this in your own shop. The license fee is $1,999 per year. This license allows you to use this process once per year, after which you will need to purchase another license.

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From: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#8]
 7 Jan 2006
To: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#7] 7 Jan 2006

Cody,

That licensing policy sounds very familiar. Hmmmm? :S 

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From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#9]
 7 Jan 2006
To: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#8] 7 Jan 2006

Yes, but by the time you figure out that it's a con, I have your money and am living comfortably in Maui playing croquet.

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From: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#10]
 7 Jan 2006
To: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#9] 7 Jan 2006

... with a laser engraved mallet. :P 

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From: Shaddy [#11]
 7 Jan 2006
To: Engravin' Dave (DATAKES) [#10] 7 Jan 2006

Oh i hope not, i have a patent on laser engraving mallets. Contact me and we'll see about lisencing for that.

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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#12]
 7 Jan 2006
To: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#7] 7 Jan 2006

Cody,

You forgot to mention the non-disclosure agreement the practitioners of this cutting edge technology must sign. :P 

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From: UCONN Dave & Lynn too (DANDL48) [#13]
 7 Jan 2006
To: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#7] 7 Jan 2006

Sounds like a deal!! Here is my credit Card Info

4295 6589 2379 2311
Name on card, David Lavaneri
Expiration date 01/04

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From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#14]
 7 Jan 2006
To: UCONN Dave & Lynn too (DANDL48) [#13] 8 Jan 2006

It came back "denied". Can you send me the deed to your home for security?

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From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#15]
 8 Jan 2006
To: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#9] 8 Jan 2006

Cody,
You said

You would be living ON Maui......if you were living IN Maui, you would have to be in a cave, a lava tube or dead.....

Sorry but I had to point this out.........

As for croquet, well, I know of a great club here.....but of course you will need to have your mallet personalized, BUT for t he small sum of $233,033.99 and a one time setup charge of $1,999.00 I can do that for you. :-) 

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From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#16]
 8 Jan 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#15] 8 Jan 2006

Your point is well made, good sir. I shall then live ON Maui.

Did you say that the process of engraving mallets is patented?

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From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#17]
 8 Jan 2006
To: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#16] 8 Jan 2006

It will be by the time you get here B-) 

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