Full Version: Sales of Bronze Plaques and Statuary are up!

From: BratDawg [#53]
 5 Oct 2006
To: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#47] 5 Oct 2006

Hi Dee,

As David mentioned, poor old Uncle Loren surfaced amidst the fun and frolic in the old Pun Zone days....and Aunt Enna came soon after ( a cigar to Mr. Jones...she did pop up during the 'car' portion! :-) )

For some reason, they managed to stick around as the crazy aunt and uncle that many of us have and have since had a plethora of jobs, other looney friends and family, and many eventful happenings in their life....it just became a way of keeping everything "relative"...

I guess you did have to be there....apparently Uncle Steve was...he was the first to bring the old dear up! :-) 

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#54]
 5 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#52] 5 Oct 2006

quote:
she can even roll you "adobe"


I've never been one for burglarizing canines, but maybe we can get an "aggregate" opinion.

From: BratDawg [#55]
 5 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#54] 5 Oct 2006

Not a problem david...if anything should happen to you, we'll be glad to notify your next of "kiln"....


Steve

From: UncleSteve [#56]
 5 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#53] 5 Oct 2006

Hmmm....

Aunt Enna showed up right after your release from the PUNitentiary in PUNnsylvania...

How long were you in there for PUNishment? Or am I just getting PUNchy from this whole thread? >.< 

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#57]
 5 Oct 2006
To: UncleSteve [#56] 5 Oct 2006

Be careful, you may be playing with Pandora's cell Blox.

[OK a real stretch.]


From: BratDawg [#58]
 5 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#57] 6 Oct 2006

Sounds like I've been "barred".... :-$ 

Steve

From: Mick [#59]
 5 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#58] 5 Oct 2006

Uncle Loren's son Ted got over worked last week. I told him you need "arrested".
Aunt Enna couldn't get the car door closed last night so I told her, just "slammer".
I remember reading a book when I was young titled, The "Pokey" Little Puppy. Did you read it too?


From: BratDawg [#60]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#59] 6 Oct 2006

Well, I can see now that this has started...we won't be able to find "acquit" button....

Guess I'll never understand for the "lifer" me, how we got into this, but I guess I can't "bail" now. Besides, I had to finish my "sentence"..... :-) 

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#61]
 6 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#60] 6 Oct 2006

Steve,

I don't know if this topic is appropriate for a "warden" engraving forum. Too many off the "cuff" remarks.

From: BratDawg [#62]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#61] 6 Oct 2006

David,

Perhaps you're right. Maybe it would help if everyone signed a "conditional release"...I'd hate to see the moderators stuck doing "correctional" duties....

With any luck though, everyone will "misdemeanor" comments!

Steve

EDITED: 6 Oct 2006 by BRATDAWG


From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#63]
 6 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#62] 6 Oct 2006

Steve,

As a moderator, I'm always on "guard" for that type of thing.

Things seem to have settled down. I'll go back to playing "solitary."

From: BratDawg [#64]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#63] 6 Oct 2006

David,

Watch those cards....Uncle Loren slipped on them last time he played...he "felony" couldn't get back up!

So, did we run everyone else off?....looks like it's "just us" B-) 


Steve

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#65]
 6 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#64] 6 Oct 2006

It's hard to "judge" where this is heading, but I would "defend Aunt" Enna's right to "plead insanity" when it comes to reading these posts.

Now I have to go out to the back "yard" so I can use my "cell" phone.


From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#66]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#65] 6 Oct 2006

Dave,

I probably shouldn't "court" this type of thread, mainly because, the "general population" use up too many of the choice words.

That's okay. I have a "pen" pal, who can give me some more ideas.

From: BratDawg [#67]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#65] 6 Oct 2006

Dave,

Be nice to poor old Aunt Enna...her "hearing" is going....

There was a time when bad weather worked to her advantage..."arraign ment" having the chance to go down to the bay and collect mollusks that washed ashore.....but last time they were extremely tiny.

She wanted to pursue it legally with her partner "Sue"...but they told her she had to file it in "small clams court".... :-) 

Steve

From: BratDawg [#68]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#66] 6 Oct 2006

David,

I guess this thread has run off most of them...in fact I'd say 7/8's if I was talking "infractions".....

Steve

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#69]
 6 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#68] 6 Oct 2006

Mr. Dicxkens finally learned to do a few things in Corel. The first time he managed to select something, he yelled, "I Object".

From: BratDawg [#70]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#69] 6 Oct 2006

That's the same thing Aunt Enna yells when Uncle Loren walks around in his "briefs".... :-) 

Steve

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#71]
 6 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#70] 6 Oct 2006

Or in his leisure 'suit'.

From: BratDawg [#72]
 6 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#71] 6 Oct 2006

He usually has bad luck when he wears that though...the last time was when he wa working at a fruit canning facility and fell into one of the vats....

He was "impeached" ;-) 

Steve

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