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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#1]
 25 Oct 2006
To: ALL

I've added a Pun Zone folder.

Those of you who just can't bear to read another pun, have the option of using the ignore option for the entire folder, allowing you to enjoy the forum as if this folder weren't here.

Those of you incorrigle punsters and punstresses, now have a place to ply your "art form." :-) 

From: JHayes55 [#2]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#1] 25 Oct 2006

Maybe we can "mold " everyone into becoming a punster.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3]
 25 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#2] 25 Oct 2006

Joe,

I can tell, deep down inside, you're a "fungi."

EDITED: 25 Oct 2006 by DGL


From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#4]
 25 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#2] 25 Oct 2006

Joe,

Oops! I guess I was replying to the wrong type of mold.

Never claimed to be "picture" perfect.

Then again, who knows? The topic may "mushroom."

EDITED: 25 Oct 2006 by DGL


From: JHayes55 [#5]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#4] 25 Oct 2006

What do we have to do - "paint" you a picture?

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#6]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#4] 25 Oct 2006

And you didn't even have to "canvas" the membership about the new folder. "Brushing" all "critics" to the side, and "sculpting" a new home for the punsters "exhibits" your leadership. Good "show".

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7]
 25 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#5] 25 Oct 2006

Joe,

No, that's just a "pigment" of your imagination.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#8]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#6] 25 Oct 2006

Dave,

It's not for everyone's "palette" but I "felt" it was necessary.

From: BratDawg [#9]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#8] 25 Oct 2006

David,

What a "stroke" of good fortune...at least for some!

As Uncle Loren says...."Oil" be back!

Steve ;-) 

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10]
 25 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#9] 25 Oct 2006

Steve,

My wife says, someday her "prints" will come.

Until then, I'll "hang" around.

From: BratDawg [#11]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10] 25 Oct 2006

quote:
Until then, I'll "hang" around.


Now that's a "poor trait" to have... :-) 

You know Uncle Loren once tried going to art school...he wanted to learn to paint in a modern style....

Unfortunately he was unable to go...he was too "Baroque"...

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#12]
 25 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#11] 25 Oct 2006

Steve,

I've always seen Loren as a "Renaissance" man and a person who takes "auction."

He should do "fine."

From: BratDawg [#13]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#12] 25 Oct 2006

David,

I'm sure Uncle Loren will be fine, he's been sitting around reminiscing about the old days, though the details are "sketchy", when he used to make moonshine...

Aunt Enna says it paints a pretty poor picture of him but he says he still prefers the "still life"....

>.< 

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14]
 25 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#13] 25 Oct 2006

Steve,

I've heard about that moonshine.

Pretty potent, although it's "water color."

From: BratDawg [#15]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14] 25 Oct 2006

It might look like water, but it does "pose" a health risk...especially to the dental areas....

Uncle Loren's grandpa says that's why he needs "motif" :-) 

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#16]
 25 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#15] 25 Oct 2006

Steve,

If nothing else, the moonshine should put Loren in a good "frame" of mind.

From: JHayes55 [#17]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#16] 26 Oct 2006

The art could be shown with " white lighting" to enhance the look.

From: BratDawg [#18]
 25 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#16] 26 Oct 2006

David,

Uncle Loren's happy as he starts his new job at the Color factory today...

He had to leave real early so in order to get him up in time, Aunt Enna had to loudly bang the kitchen cookware over him....

He says there's nothing like waking up to "pan tones"...

Steve

From: BratDawg [#19]
 25 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#17] 25 Oct 2006

Well, I guess Uncle Loren's new job is going well, he's already named his first color....

It's very light and pale and he decided to call it Mnop. When I asked him how he came up with that, he said it was easy...it was "past L".... >.< 

Steve

From: UncleSteve [#20]
 25 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#19] 25 Oct 2006

OUCH! Now THAT deserves a "time out"!

Go to your corner and don't come out until you are ready to apologize!

:P 

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