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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#101]
1 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#100] 1 Nov 2006
I saw those hash marks from a "blimp shot."
From that far away they looked like "pigskin."
From: BratDawg [#102]
1 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#101] 2 Nov 2006
Yes, poor Aunt Enna will have to wash their clothes separately...she doesn't like to "bleachers"....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#103]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#102] 2 Nov 2006
I hear there's a good laundromat in "Jersey."
From: BratDawg [#104]
2 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#103] 2 Nov 2006
Yes, Uncle Loren heard someone was running a good one as a "sideline" business....
He was headed up there after the game but had to turn around and get his "tailback" home!
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#105]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#104] 2 Nov 2006
The laundromat is kind of old-fashioned. They don't have gas dryers, but they do have a "20 yard line" to hang the clothes on.
From: BratDawg [#106]
2 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#105] 2 Nov 2006
The last time Uncle Loren went out in the yard to hang clothes, the neighbor and his pet chicken went running after him....
He said that was the only time he had been "charged with a personal fowl"...
(ba domp bomp!)
:-)
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#107]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#106] 2 Nov 2006
From: BratDawg [#108]
2 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#107] 2 Nov 2006
The reason he looks that way is that he had his hair cut the last time he was arrested...it seems as though he ripped up his front yard and tried putting down new sod which is apparently against the home association rules.
He was charged with "intentional grounding".....
>.<
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#109]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#108] 2 Nov 2006
* = the Brits are chuckling at that one
From: BratDawg [#110]
2 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#109] 2 Nov 2006
It seems as though they get picked off every year during "post season"...
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#111]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#110] 3 Nov 2006
From: BratDawg [#112]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#111] 3 Nov 2006
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#113]
3 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#112] 3 Nov 2006
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#114]
3 Nov 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#113] 3 Nov 2006
Some of the posts, hung so far off the back of the truck that he attached a "yellow flag" to them.
From: BratDawg [#115]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#114] 3 Nov 2006
The biggest problem was the truck itself. It was so overloaded that the engine would stop if it hit any raised areas in the road.....
I guess when it's loaded, it just can't hit a "bump and run"....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#116]
3 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#115] 3 Nov 2006
Sometimes, older trucks have a tendancy for the spark plugs to "foul."
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#116] 3 Nov 2006
I'm sure he wanted to have the posts deep in the ground, but I don't know if he reached that "goal. Posts" like that aren't easy to install.
His wife wasn't too happy about him taking plates out there either. She found a yellow, white, and "orange bowl" full of nails in the garden. It was near the roses, so she yelled at him about the "rose bowl".
From: BratDawg [#118]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117] 3 Nov 2006
He got the posts installed, but not without it taking it's toll on him...he's rather sore and has a "stiff arm"....
Now he can't untie his laces when he sits down so he has to just "kickoff" his shoes....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#119]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117] 3 Nov 2006
Next time, I would suggest that he not "parade" around with the bowls.
I'm sure he's been forgiven, since last time I saw Loren, he was in a "huddle" with Enna.
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#120]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#119] 3 Nov 2006
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