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From: JHayes55 [#21]
25 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#18] 25 Oct 2006
From: BratDawg [#22]
25 Oct 2006
To: UncleSteve [#20] 26 Oct 2006
Steve
From: BratDawg [#23]
25 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#21] 26 Oct 2006
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#24]
26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#22] 26 Oct 2006
Wouldn't you like to have as much "Monet" as Hef?
From: BratDawg [#25]
26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#24] 26 Oct 2006
Indeed I would....then I might be able to afford enough gas to make my "Van Gogh"....
Steve
From: JHayes55 [#26]
26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#25] 26 Oct 2006
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#27]
26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#26] 26 Oct 2006
Are you saying the art topic ran out of "gas?"
From: JHayes55 [#28]
26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#27] 26 Oct 2006
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#29]
26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#28] 26 Oct 2006
The topic may have been losing "steam" but that was no reason to put it in a shooting "gallery."
From: JHayes55 [#30]
26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#29] 26 Oct 2006
From: Mick [#31]
26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#30] 26 Oct 2006
You know what they say about drinking beer,
Drink till midnight, "pistol" dawn.
From: Mick [#32]
26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#30] 26 Oct 2006
I'll double up puns in one word "Gallery"
(either art or shooting)
From: JHayes55 [#33]
26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#32] 26 Oct 2006
Mick - you son of a "gun" - Did not know your were such an
"artistic" punster.
I bet the youngster of the group do not know what an old fashion shooting gallery is. Maybe I can "paint" a picture for them. I can remember them at the county fairs. For a little money you got to shoot 22's at all sorts of fun little targets. Most had bent sights. Even if you won something it was worth less than what you paid to shoot. But ah the memorys.
Today a shooting gallery is where druggies go to shoot up their dope.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34]
26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#32] 26 Oct 2006
We're beginning to see some reruns, which makes this thread a "shell" of its former self.
Don't worry, you're not "fired."
From: Mick [#35]
26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34] 26 Oct 2006
So I don't have to retire to my "chamber" and sit on my "butt" for awhile ?
I will take "stock" of the situation as soon as I get my arm out of the "sling". I broke it trying to lift a "barrel" of "primer" when I was painting my office.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#36]
26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#35] 26 Oct 2006
I wasn't trying to insuate that you're a "slug."
BTW, I heard of an exceptional sale on paint. With a coupon, they'd take a dollar off of the sale price.
If a person didn't have the coupon, it amounted to another "buckshot."
From: BratDawg [#37]
26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#36] 26 Oct 2006
Kind of reminds me when Uncle Loren tried raising rabbits. Unfortunately he put two males in together and all he got was a pair of "cross hares".
Steve
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#38]
26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#37] 26 Oct 2006
Oh, those kind of rabbits.
They must have met in the "powder" room.
EDITED: 26 Oct 2006 by DGL
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#39]
26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#38] 26 Oct 2006
'Sulfa' as it goes, I do not want this to be a 'breech' of etiquette but you have to keep your 'ramrod' straight around here. You do not want to go off 'half cocked'.
Ancient history:
You would half cock your flintlock to remove the leather protector over the pan. Then cock it fully in order to shoot. That is after you packed the powder and mini ball with the ramrod.
From: Shaddy [#40]
26 Oct 2006
To: ALL
Wow, I had no idea your puns in other threads was being restrained so much. Now that you've let loose I can see how much you were really holding back.
Shaddy
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