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From: JHayes55 [#26]
 26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#25] 26 Oct 2006

That should "fuel" up a new conversation.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#27]
 26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#26] 26 Oct 2006

Joe,

Are you saying the art topic ran out of "gas?"

From: JHayes55 [#28]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#27] 26 Oct 2006

Maybe not but it was time for a new "model".

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#29]
 26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#28] 26 Oct 2006

Joe,

The topic may have been losing "steam" but that was no reason to put it in a shooting "gallery."

From: JHayes55 [#30]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#29] 26 Oct 2006

When the "target " is there you got to shoot.

From: Mick [#31]
 26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#30] 26 Oct 2006

You know what they say about drinking beer,
Drink till midnight, "pistol" dawn.

From: Mick [#32]
 26 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#30] 26 Oct 2006

I'll double up puns in one word "Gallery"

(either art or shooting)

From: JHayes55 [#33]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#32] 26 Oct 2006

Mick - you son of a "gun" - Did not know your were such an
"artistic" punster.

I bet the youngster of the group do not know what an old fashion shooting gallery is. Maybe I can "paint" a picture for them. I can remember them at the county fairs. For a little money you got to shoot 22's at all sorts of fun little targets. Most had bent sights. Even if you won something it was worth less than what you paid to shoot. But ah the memorys.
Today a shooting gallery is where druggies go to shoot up their dope.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#32] 26 Oct 2006

Mick,

We're beginning to see some reruns, which makes this thread a "shell" of its former self.

Don't worry, you're not "fired."

From: Mick [#35]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34] 26 Oct 2006

So I don't have to retire to my "chamber" and sit on my "butt" for awhile ?
I will take "stock" of the situation as soon as I get my arm out of the "sling". I broke it trying to lift a "barrel" of "primer" when I was painting my office.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#36]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#35] 26 Oct 2006

Mick,

I wasn't trying to insuate that you're a "slug."

BTW, I heard of an exceptional sale on paint. With a coupon, they'd take a dollar off of the sale price.

If a person didn't have the coupon, it amounted to another "buckshot."

From: BratDawg [#37]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#36] 26 Oct 2006

Gee, you go away for a few hours and the topic changes....though pretty much what I would expect from gentlemen of your "caliber"....



Kind of reminds me when Uncle Loren tried raising rabbits. Unfortunately he put two males in together and all he got was a pair of "cross hares".


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#38]
 26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#37] 26 Oct 2006

quote:
Unfortunately he put two males in together and all he got was a pair of "cross hares".


Oh, those kind of rabbits.

They must have met in the "powder" room.

EDITED: 26 Oct 2006 by DGL

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#39]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#38] 26 Oct 2006

'Sulfa' as it goes, I do not want this to be a 'breech' of etiquette but you have to keep your 'ramrod' straight around here. You do not want to go off 'half cocked'.

Ancient history:
You would half cock your flintlock to remove the leather protector over the pan. Then cock it fully in order to shoot. That is after you packed the powder and mini ball with the ramrod.

From: Shaddy [#40]
 26 Oct 2006
To: ALL

Wow, I had no idea your puns in other threads was being restrained so much. Now that you've let loose I can see how much you were really holding back.

Shaddy

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#41]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Shaddy [#40] 26 Oct 2006

Yeah,

Some of us don't need much of a "trigger" word.

I'm happy to see the gun topic off at a good "clip." :-) 

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#42]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#41] 26 Oct 2006

After my daughter did 'cannonballs' in the pool all day she developed a cold. Developed a real sore throat. Had to keep going in her room to find out 'Howitzer' throat. Then I helped her with her homework and made sure that she put the 'bullets' in the right places. It was a 'blast'.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#43]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#42] 27 Oct 2006

Harvey,

Keep an eye on that cold. There's a chance that too much sneezing can lead to a case of "snub nose."

There's a remedy for that at the pharmacy. In fact, check your local paper for a "Saturday Night Special."

From: BratDawg [#44]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#43] 26 Oct 2006

Well Uncle Loren had a rough night...started out by molding a pile of sodium chloride into a long round barrel. Said he always wanted "a salt rifle".....

But things turned worse though when he was cooking dinner. He fell into the barbeque grill and wound up with a severe case of "firearms"....


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#45]
 26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#44] 27 Oct 2006

Steve,

Sorry to hear that, but the good news is, the makers of WD-40 came up with a salve for severe burns.

"AK-47"

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