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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#32] 26 Oct 2006

Mick,

We're beginning to see some reruns, which makes this thread a "shell" of its former self.

Don't worry, you're not "fired."

From: Mick [#35]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34] 26 Oct 2006

So I don't have to retire to my "chamber" and sit on my "butt" for awhile ?
I will take "stock" of the situation as soon as I get my arm out of the "sling". I broke it trying to lift a "barrel" of "primer" when I was painting my office.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#36]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#35] 26 Oct 2006

Mick,

I wasn't trying to insuate that you're a "slug."

BTW, I heard of an exceptional sale on paint. With a coupon, they'd take a dollar off of the sale price.

If a person didn't have the coupon, it amounted to another "buckshot."

From: BratDawg [#37]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#36] 26 Oct 2006

Gee, you go away for a few hours and the topic changes....though pretty much what I would expect from gentlemen of your "caliber"....



Kind of reminds me when Uncle Loren tried raising rabbits. Unfortunately he put two males in together and all he got was a pair of "cross hares".


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#38]
 26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#37] 26 Oct 2006

quote:
Unfortunately he put two males in together and all he got was a pair of "cross hares".


Oh, those kind of rabbits.

They must have met in the "powder" room.

EDITED: 26 Oct 2006 by DGL

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#39]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#38] 26 Oct 2006

'Sulfa' as it goes, I do not want this to be a 'breech' of etiquette but you have to keep your 'ramrod' straight around here. You do not want to go off 'half cocked'.

Ancient history:
You would half cock your flintlock to remove the leather protector over the pan. Then cock it fully in order to shoot. That is after you packed the powder and mini ball with the ramrod.

From: Shaddy [#40]
 26 Oct 2006
To: ALL

Wow, I had no idea your puns in other threads was being restrained so much. Now that you've let loose I can see how much you were really holding back.

Shaddy

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#41]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Shaddy [#40] 26 Oct 2006

Yeah,

Some of us don't need much of a "trigger" word.

I'm happy to see the gun topic off at a good "clip." :-) 

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#42]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#41] 26 Oct 2006

After my daughter did 'cannonballs' in the pool all day she developed a cold. Developed a real sore throat. Had to keep going in her room to find out 'Howitzer' throat. Then I helped her with her homework and made sure that she put the 'bullets' in the right places. It was a 'blast'.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#43]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#42] 27 Oct 2006

Harvey,

Keep an eye on that cold. There's a chance that too much sneezing can lead to a case of "snub nose."

There's a remedy for that at the pharmacy. In fact, check your local paper for a "Saturday Night Special."

From: BratDawg [#44]
 26 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#43] 26 Oct 2006

Well Uncle Loren had a rough night...started out by molding a pile of sodium chloride into a long round barrel. Said he always wanted "a salt rifle".....

But things turned worse though when he was cooking dinner. He fell into the barbeque grill and wound up with a severe case of "firearms"....


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#45]
 26 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#44] 27 Oct 2006

Steve,

Sorry to hear that, but the good news is, the makers of WD-40 came up with a salve for severe burns.

"AK-47"

From: Mick [#46]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#45] 27 Oct 2006

I bet "Tommy" developed the new salve.

From: Mick [#47]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#45] 27 Oct 2006

The new salve is corrosive though, they have to package it in a "double barrel" so it doesn't leak out.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#48]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#46] 27 Oct 2006

Mick,

That's an "automatic" assumption.

From: Mick [#49]
 27 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#44] 27 Oct 2006

Uncle Loren felt a little qweezy the first time he shot his salt rifle, he was one "sick shooter". Aunt Enna said he was really a "dum-dum".

Is a meaningless statement actually a "hollow point" ?

From: Mick [#50]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#48] 27 Oct 2006

I saw Uncle Loren again this morning, he had this "blank" expression on his face. He had just asked the lady at Burger King where they put the bun on their hamburgers, she said both "over and under" the meat.

From: Mick [#51]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#48] 27 Oct 2006

Uncle loren made a minature mouse "trap" to catch some mo"skeet"ers.

When Aunt Enna was in college she won a beauty contest sponsored by the local fire department, they named her "Miss Fire".

From: BratDawg [#52]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#51] 27 Oct 2006

quote:
Is a meaningless statement actually a "hollow point" ?



No, but speaking one can make you a "small bore"..... :-) 


Uncle Loren is doing better with his arms though, and has been busy out in the yard winding up the garden hose. Unfortunately he had to do it over and over again to get it right and now he suffers from "recoil".....

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#53]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#51] 27 Oct 2006

Mick,

Later tonight, I plan to crack open a "Colt 45" and watch "Beretta" reruns.

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