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From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#56]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#55] 27 Oct 2006

I'd contribute more, but right now my brain is 'shot'.

My puns at this time are just a 'flash' in the 'pan', or is that a pain in the ......

I think I will get on my 'Colt' and ride off into the sunset. As 'Rick O'Shay' used to say, if I 'site' anything interesting I'll let you know. First I'll pack my luggage, may have to take the whole kit and 'kaboom-el', and my 'Teflon coat'. (Think that last pun was 'bird shot'.)

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#57]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#56] 27 Oct 2006

Harvey,

Evidently, we're getting down to the "pellets."

From: BratDawg [#58]
 27 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#57] 28 Oct 2006

David,

Is it true that you're sponsoring a showing out there for paintings by Senator Clinton? I heard you're calling it "Art Hillary".....

Oh well, I'm heading off with Uncle Loren to grab some breakfast at an old ore mine that he found. They serve smoked salmon while you prospect...it's called the "Lode and Lox".....

:-) 

Steve

From: UncleSteve [#59]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#58] 28 Oct 2006

"They serve smoked salmon while you prospect...it's called the "Lode and Lox"..... Now THAT'S funny! (and it's about time!) :-)  :D  B-) 

EDITED: 28 Oct 2006 by UNCLESTEVE

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#60]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#58] 28 Oct 2006

Steve,

The gala event is actually a semi-formal dance, with ad specialty hats being handed out.

It's a "cap and ball."

From: UncleSteve [#61]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#60] 28 Oct 2006

Since most of the attendees will come as Goth characters, there may be a shortage of "black powder" ........

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#62]
 28 Oct 2006
To: UncleSteve [#61] 28 Oct 2006

I have a volunteer, to ensure all the ladies will have their make-up needs met.

I'll let "Pearl handle" that.

From: JHayes55 [#63]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#62] 28 Oct 2006

I heard the event was in Utah and was being called the Grand "Cannon Ball"

From: UncleSteve [#64]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#62] 28 Oct 2006

Don't forget to leave a "nickle plate" for the tips.....

From: BratDawg [#65]
 28 Oct 2006
To: UncleSteve [#64] 28 Oct 2006

Well, I don't know about you folks, but "Ammo" be there! :-) 

Unfortunately Uncle Loren and Aunt Enna can't make it.....he's has to work down at the ceramics shop today, as they're putting decals on products, and his job is to work the kiln along with others.....he's part of the "firing squad"....

Aunt Enna just got a new job down at the Western shirt factory....her task is to sew in the areas that the buttons will go into.....we never knew she was an expert "Holster"....


Steve

(Is that really Uncle Steve posting puns????)

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#66]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#65] 28 Oct 2006

Steve,

There are a few people in this thread, who don't normally post puns.

That's the "derringer" in opening it up to everyone.

From: BratDawg [#67]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#66] 28 Oct 2006

David,

I thought there were those just looking to "muzzle" me...... ;-) 

I'm heading over to help Uncle Loren with his new lawn. He tore it up and ran electrical wires beneath, and now has to place new grass on top....

He wants to get it done before the rain sets in and he has to walk across it....he doesn't want to be faced with a "sod off shockin'"....


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#68]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#67] 28 Oct 2006

Steve,

So far, no "ordnance" against others hopping onboard.

From: BratDawg [#69]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#68] 28 Oct 2006

David,

Absolutely, the more the merrier! After all, I see from the stats that there are quite a few "casing" this thread.... and they're all invited to come in...no "jacket" required. :-) 

Even Aunt Enna was going to jump in...until Uncle Loren decided to "silencer"....


Steve

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#70]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#50] 28 Oct 2006

I was "rifling" through the posts in this thread and see how on "target" this new folder is. I think Dave hit the "bullseye" with this folder. It took a lot of "brass" on his part to make the "case" for a special folder, but he got the "lead" out and did it.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#71]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#70] 28 Oct 2006

Dave,

It was inevitable, so I didn't need a "gun" to my head.

Quite a few "sharpshooters" here, along with a "sniper" or two.

From: BratDawg [#72]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#71] 28 Oct 2006

David,

I've got to go downtown and bail Uncle Loren out...it seems as though he was at the park with his new lawn chairs that had a special woven straps that had been completely waterproofed by out of state prisoners.

Apparently it is against the law in Florida to have them, so Uncle Loren was arrested for having "con sealed webbings"....

Steve

From: JHayes55 [#73]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#72] 29 Oct 2006

The more I "scope" this out the more I am not sure who will be in the "cross hair" next

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#74]
 28 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#73] 28 Oct 2006

Joe,

Some of these puns have a "duel" meaning.

If I had a pen, I'd do a "quick draw" for you.

From: BratDawg [#75]
 29 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#74] 29 Oct 2006

David,

Maybe it's time to pick a new topic before folks go "ballistic".....

Besides, Uncle Loren tried telling some of these to the cattle on the back 40 ....all he got was a "bull sigh".....

Steve

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