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From: BratDawg [#65]
 28 Oct 2006
To: UncleSteve [#64] 28 Oct 2006

Well, I don't know about you folks, but "Ammo" be there! :-) 

Unfortunately Uncle Loren and Aunt Enna can't make it.....he's has to work down at the ceramics shop today, as they're putting decals on products, and his job is to work the kiln along with others.....he's part of the "firing squad"....

Aunt Enna just got a new job down at the Western shirt factory....her task is to sew in the areas that the buttons will go into.....we never knew she was an expert "Holster"....


Steve

(Is that really Uncle Steve posting puns????)

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#66]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#65] 28 Oct 2006

Steve,

There are a few people in this thread, who don't normally post puns.

That's the "derringer" in opening it up to everyone.

From: BratDawg [#67]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#66] 28 Oct 2006

David,

I thought there were those just looking to "muzzle" me...... ;-) 

I'm heading over to help Uncle Loren with his new lawn. He tore it up and ran electrical wires beneath, and now has to place new grass on top....

He wants to get it done before the rain sets in and he has to walk across it....he doesn't want to be faced with a "sod off shockin'"....


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#68]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#67] 28 Oct 2006

Steve,

So far, no "ordnance" against others hopping onboard.

From: BratDawg [#69]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#68] 28 Oct 2006

David,

Absolutely, the more the merrier! After all, I see from the stats that there are quite a few "casing" this thread.... and they're all invited to come in...no "jacket" required. :-) 

Even Aunt Enna was going to jump in...until Uncle Loren decided to "silencer"....


Steve

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#70]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Mick [#50] 28 Oct 2006

I was "rifling" through the posts in this thread and see how on "target" this new folder is. I think Dave hit the "bullseye" with this folder. It took a lot of "brass" on his part to make the "case" for a special folder, but he got the "lead" out and did it.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#71]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#70] 28 Oct 2006

Dave,

It was inevitable, so I didn't need a "gun" to my head.

Quite a few "sharpshooters" here, along with a "sniper" or two.

From: BratDawg [#72]
 28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#71] 28 Oct 2006

David,

I've got to go downtown and bail Uncle Loren out...it seems as though he was at the park with his new lawn chairs that had a special woven straps that had been completely waterproofed by out of state prisoners.

Apparently it is against the law in Florida to have them, so Uncle Loren was arrested for having "con sealed webbings"....

Steve

From: JHayes55 [#73]
 28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#72] 29 Oct 2006

The more I "scope" this out the more I am not sure who will be in the "cross hair" next

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#74]
 28 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#73] 28 Oct 2006

Joe,

Some of these puns have a "duel" meaning.

If I had a pen, I'd do a "quick draw" for you.

From: BratDawg [#75]
 29 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#74] 29 Oct 2006

David,

Maybe it's time to pick a new topic before folks go "ballistic".....

Besides, Uncle Loren tried telling some of these to the cattle on the back 40 ....all he got was a "bull sigh".....

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#76]
 29 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#75] 29 Oct 2006

Steve,

I think you're right, I just heard the "two minute warning" that the College football season is in full swing.

If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors.

From: BratDawg [#77]
 29 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#76] 29 Oct 2006

quote:
If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors


Nice to know that you didn't have any storms "bruin".....

Fortunately here in Florida, it doesn't look like anyone will have to worry about "Hurricanes" this season either......

Sorry I didn't answer "Sooner".....but I was trying to help my brother in Atlanta with his computer problems. Fortunately for him, he has a good "Georgia Tech".

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#78]
 29 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#77] 30 Oct 2006

Steve,

I was wondering where you'd gone.

I had a "hunch" that maybe you were seeing a "Notre Dame."

From: JHayes55 [#79]
 29 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#78] 29 Oct 2006

You change subjects and expect us all to come "running back". I would ask for a refund but it would only be a "quarter back" Besides today I am so busy - I have a "full back" log of things to do. So for "safety" sake I may have to leave you for now. I am have so many "balls" in the air I will have to "touch back" with you later.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80]
 29 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#79] 30 Oct 2006

Joe,

Maye we should change the title of this folder to the "punt" zone.

You were the person who suggested the topic change. I was just trying to achieve that "goal."

EDITED: 30 Oct 2006 by DGL

From: BratDawg [#81]
 30 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#79] 30 Oct 2006

Gee Joe...does that mean you're going to "pass"?.....

From: BratDawg [#82]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80] 30 Oct 2006

David,

Rght person...wrong "receiver".... :-) 


I was out of town for a "conference" for a week and a half. I would have stayed for 2 full weeks but I would have needed 14 changes of clothes and I only had room to "Pac-10"....

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#83]
 30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80] 30 Oct 2006

Well, you were the "cheerleader" for starting this pun zone. I spend half of my time reading them, and the other "half time" trying to keep up with you guys. It seems like as soon as I try to post, and look again, it's already the "10th and down" further in the thread.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#84]
 30 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#82] 30 Oct 2006

Steve,

I noticed that I posted to you, instead of Joe.

I was "rushing" to get a few puns in, before the good ones were "down" in print.

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