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From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#94]
31 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#92] 31 Oct 2006
I'm happy to hear they didn't "sweep" the issue under the rug.
From: BratDawg [#95]
31 Oct 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#93] 1 Nov 2006
From: BratDawg [#96]
31 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#94] 1 Nov 2006
Actually they've decided to settle...they're going to send a "nickel back"!
I was so touched over their customer service that I got a little misty "eye formation".....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#97]
1 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#96] 1 Nov 2006
Steve,
Don't feel bad. It's not the first time I've heard of a company showing a cold "Shoulder Pad" their bills.
EDITED: 1 Nov 2006 by DGL
From: BratDawg [#98]
1 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#97] 1 Nov 2006
Not a problem, at least I'm not "down and out".....
Besides, Uncle Loren is going to have one of his law enforcement buddies pay them a visit. He's been printing shirts for the officers....calls them "penal tees".... :-)
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#99]
1 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#98] 1 Nov 2006
Tell Loren to make sure the shirts are licensed.
Most teams send people out to monitor unlicensed merchandise. Last time out, I hear there was a "mascot."
From: BratDawg [#100]
1 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#99] 1 Nov 2006
Yes, Uncle Loren already had inspectors show up unannounced while he was eating his corned beef lunch....scared him so bad he left "hash marks" on his seat....
(uh oh,....got chilly in here...is there a "draft"?)
:-)
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#101]
1 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#100] 1 Nov 2006
I saw those hash marks from a "blimp shot."
From that far away they looked like "pigskin."
From: BratDawg [#102]
1 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#101] 2 Nov 2006
Yes, poor Aunt Enna will have to wash their clothes separately...she doesn't like to "bleachers"....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#103]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#102] 2 Nov 2006
I hear there's a good laundromat in "Jersey."
From: BratDawg [#104]
2 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#103] 2 Nov 2006
Yes, Uncle Loren heard someone was running a good one as a "sideline" business....
He was headed up there after the game but had to turn around and get his "tailback" home!
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#105]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#104] 2 Nov 2006
The laundromat is kind of old-fashioned. They don't have gas dryers, but they do have a "20 yard line" to hang the clothes on.
From: BratDawg [#106]
2 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#105] 2 Nov 2006
The last time Uncle Loren went out in the yard to hang clothes, the neighbor and his pet chicken went running after him....
He said that was the only time he had been "charged with a personal fowl"...
(ba domp bomp!)
:-)
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#107]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#106] 2 Nov 2006
From: BratDawg [#108]
2 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#107] 2 Nov 2006
The reason he looks that way is that he had his hair cut the last time he was arrested...it seems as though he ripped up his front yard and tried putting down new sod which is apparently against the home association rules.
He was charged with "intentional grounding".....
>.<
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#109]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#108] 2 Nov 2006
* = the Brits are chuckling at that one
From: BratDawg [#110]
2 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#109] 2 Nov 2006
It seems as though they get picked off every year during "post season"...
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#111]
2 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#110] 3 Nov 2006
From: BratDawg [#112]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#111] 3 Nov 2006
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#113]
3 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#112] 3 Nov 2006
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