Full Version: A message from John Cleese

From: John (ICTJOHN) [#2]
 2 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 2 Nov 2006

quote:
will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy).



If her royal majesty does not favour Kansas...... how will she collect royalties on "The Worlds Largest Ball of Twine" or "The Worlds Largest Prairie Dog" or "The Worlds Largest Hand Dug Well" etc................????

:S 

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#3]
 2 Nov 2006
To: John (ICTJOHN) [#2] 2 Nov 2006

quote:
If her royal majesty does not favour Kansas...... how will she collect royalties on "The Worlds Largest Ball of Twine" or "The Worlds Largest Prairie Dog" or "The Worlds Largest Hand Dug Well" etc................????



I tend to not question Royalty >.< 

From: Jer (DIAMOND) [#4]
 2 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 2 Nov 2006

Hey John. You remeber when you were in Marty Python...? ......Uhh ..That was awesome.

From: Shaddy [#5]
 2 Nov 2006
To: Jer (DIAMOND) [#4] 2 Nov 2006

Was that a Chris Farley character from SNL reference?

Shaddy

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#6]
 2 Nov 2006
To: Jer (DIAMOND) [#4] 2 Nov 2006

quote:
Hey John. You remeber when you were in Marty Python...? ......Uhh ..That was awesome.



I KNOW B-)  :O 

From: Mike (MIKEN) [#7]
 2 Nov 2006
To: ALL

I wouldn't trade George Bush just because Tony can speak English. Neither are competent.

Now Winston Churchill--that would be cause to pause.

From: Jer (DIAMOND) [#8]
 2 Nov 2006
To: Shaddy [#5] 2 Nov 2006

Yes it was, I am shocked anyone would notice.

From: Shaddy [#9]
 2 Nov 2006
To: Jer (DIAMOND) [#8] 3 Nov 2006

It's becoming clear I've watched too much TV over the years... ah well. :S 

Shaddy

From: wolvey (JIMHORNFELD) [#10]
 3 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 3 Nov 2006

Hey Chuck- Hilarious post!!! Thanks for posting this timely piece especially with all these non-stop annoying political advertisements. Thankfully only a few days of those left. Perhaps instead of dissolving Congress, better to recall them all and start from scratch. Wolvey GO BLUE!!!!!

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#11]
 3 Nov 2006
To: wolvey (JIMHORNFELD) [#10] 3 Nov 2006

quote:
Perhaps instead of dissolving Congress, better to recall them all and start from scratch. Wolvey GO BLUE!!!!!


Wolvey,
There was a letter to the editor of the Maui News that said just that. The ONLY way to effect political change is to not vote for the incumbent. Get rid of them all...... I agree

From: bluepaw [#12]
 3 Nov 2006
To: wolvey (JIMHORNFELD) [#10] 3 Nov 2006

Hey Chuck- Hilarious post!!! Thanks for posting this timely piece especially with all these non-stop annoying political advertisements. Thankfully only a few days of those left.

Wish it were so but...
Wrong! Directly after Tuesday will begin the battle for 2008 elections.
Bill

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#13]
 3 Nov 2006
To: bluepaw [#12] 3 Nov 2006

quote:
Wish it were so but...
Wrong! Directly after Tuesday will begin the battle for 2008 elections.
........sigh......you HAD to bring THAT up didn't you? ( insert laugh here)....

Well hopefully we won't have to listen to Jahn Carie

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14]
 3 Nov 2006
To: bluepaw [#12] 3 Nov 2006

Bill,

Not to mention a rise in the price of gasoline. :-) 

From: wolvey (JIMHORNFELD) [#15]
 3 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#13] 3 Nov 2006

Chuck Unfortunately I think blupaw is right. These adds will never stop!!! Just think of all the good that could come from just half the money that is spent on these stupid campaigns. Thar is a brite notte howevr. I think Mr. Carry has seeled his owen fait!!!! -Wolvey

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#16]
 3 Nov 2006
To: wolvey (JIMHORNFELD) [#15] 3 Nov 2006

Jim,

I agree.

Cary may not be running for anything at the moment, but he just killed any chance, he may have had, should he have had notions of running for President again.

EDITED: 3 Nov 2006 by DGL

From: UncleSteve [#17]
 3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#16] 3 Nov 2006

Now if we can only get Hillary to support Yan Carry and get her out of the race....

Forget about ANY time off from campaigning.... Hil has been running for president up here in NY for the past 4 years!!!!! (and will continue)

"VOTE FOR HILLARY! SEND HER BACK TO WASHINGTON! SHE IS INTERFERING WITH BILL'S SOCIAL LIFE IN CHAPPAQUA!!!!!"

From: Mike (MIKEN) [#18]
 3 Nov 2006
To: UncleSteve [#17] 3 Nov 2006

Steve:
The real problem with what the knucklehead said is that it's true. And shame on us.

EDITED: 3 Nov 2006 by MIKEN

From: UncleSteve [#19]
 3 Nov 2006
To: Mike (MIKEN) [#18] 3 Nov 2006

IMHO, as long as the general populace insists on voting for animals (donkeys and pachyderms) we will never have a chance to raise our country to what it was and can be again!

We choose between an animal that is known for being stubborn and dumb and one that insists on never forgetting and is big, slow and lumbering!

They, or their handlers, lie to us at worst and mislead us at best and we, the lemmings, follow them over the cliff with a big smile screaming "we won, we won" as we fall to our death.....

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#20]
 3 Nov 2006
To: UncleSteve [#19] 3 Nov 2006

Those animals have even spread to this forum. (Start page.)

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#21]
 3 Nov 2006
To: UncleSteve [#17] 3 Nov 2006

quote:
Now if we can only get Hillary to support Yan Carry and get her out of the race....



I wonder if Billary smokes cigars?

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