Full Version: It's a wrap!

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#11]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10] 13 Nov 2006

According to 'Her she' says we were both correct.

From: Mick [#12]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#10] 13 Nov 2006

Uncle Loren led his cow into town this morning but she was leaking just a little, the people following them had a "milky way". All he could hear from the crowd was a bunch of "snickers".

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#13]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Mick [#12] 13 Nov 2006

Mick,

I hear that Enna stopped the leaking utter.

Everything stayed dry "Butterfinger."

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#14]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#13] 13 Nov 2006

Next time you see Aunt Enna, give her some "Kisses" for me. I remember she took me to the zoo one time and I spat my gum at the bears. Those "Gummi Bears" were not happy. My brother and I were smoking a little "Mary Jane" that day and acting like a couple of "Goobers".

From: Mick [#15]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#13] 13 Nov 2006

I asked Aunt Enna what attracted her to Uncle Loren, she said he used to be one "Big Hunk"

From: Mick [#16]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#14] 13 Nov 2006

There is a bounty on muskrats in Colorado, you have to send the Division of Wildlife proof that you have killed one to collect the money. Yesterday I sent them "3 muskrat ears" as proof.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#17]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Mick [#16] 13 Nov 2006

Mick,

That can be a profitable sideline. In fact, I know of someone who made "$100,000 Grand."

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#18]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Mick [#15] 13 Nov 2006

Mick,

I thought she was just hanging around Loren, because he's her "Sugar Daddy."

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#19]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#14] 13 Nov 2006

Dave,

Don't the two of you get too goofy. There are opportunists at the zoo, preying on the unwary.

They've been known to "Milk Duds" for all they're worth.

EDITED: 13 Nov 2006 by DGL

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#20]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Mick [#16] 13 Nov 2006

I forgot to mention that while at the zoo I taunted the lions by calling them little "Kit Kat"s. Aunt Enna got mad and screamed "Oh Henry".

That's not even my name.

I rode away on my skateboard, zigging and zagging down the paths. I was a real zig "Zagnut" in those days.

EDITED: 13 Nov 2006 by DAVERJ

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#21]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#20] 13 Nov 2006

Dave,

I forgot to mention that Henry is the "Black Cow" of the family.

He sits around watching the Flintstones eating an "Abazaba" do...you remember those?

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#22]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#21] 13 Nov 2006

From what I just read on the web, those may have been a west coast treat. I'm sure they were "Good & Plenty" were available where you live. But the "Lemonheads" around here never sold them.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#23]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#22] 13 Nov 2006

Dave,

That may be the case. They were going like "Hot Tamales" out here.

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#24]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#23] 13 Nov 2006

Well, there were "Zero" of those "Whatchamacallit"s around here.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#25]
 13 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#24] 14 Nov 2006

Dave,

That's probably because the delivery trucks can't traverse a "Rocky Road."

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