Full Version: A man entered.....

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1]
 21 Nov 2006
To: ALL

A man entred the local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different entries hoping that at least one of the would win.

UNFORTUNATELY,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


no pun in TEN did


From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 21 Nov 2006

Chuck,

Thanks for letting us "read all about it."

He's lucky the newspaper editor didn't beat him to a "pulp."

EDITED: 21 Nov 2006 by DGL


From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#3]
 21 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2] 21 Nov 2006

David,
It was pretty "black and white"


From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#4]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#3] 21 Nov 2006

A man and a woman walked into a bar.

You think they would have seen it.


From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#5]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#3] 21 Nov 2006

Chuck,

At least it didn't have anything to do with a "page" scandal.

From: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#6]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 21 Nov 2006

Chuck,
I sent you a pm yesterday. Did you get it?

Dee


Message 5380.7 was deleted


From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#8]
 21 Nov 2006
To: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#6] 21 Nov 2006

Dee, I DID get it. But once again, I am not getting notifications of posts to me on the forum

Thanks for the PM.

EDITED: 21 Nov 2006 by C_BURKE


From: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#9]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#8] 21 Nov 2006

Chuck,
You know how the shoemaker's kids never have shoes? Well, the moderator's wife doesn't get notifications either! Let's see what happens when he reads this. (devil) 

Dee


From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#10]
 21 Nov 2006
To: Dee (DEENA-ONLY) [#9] 21 Nov 2006

You get them, you just do not look in that in folder. I changed the address to your Verizon account, but I think they filter out the messages.

Let's see if you get the notification on this one.


From: LipChip [#11]
 22 Nov 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#10] 22 Nov 2006

So when you say :

"A man and a woman walked into a bar.

You think they would have seen it."

It seems like the man forgot to find out if they woman knew how to open her eyes to see the bar. Forgot to advise her on the Verizon account opening procedure that would make the bar visible?

From: Shaddy [#12]
 22 Nov 2006
To: LipChip [#11] 22 Nov 2006

The woman knew the bar was in the area, but the man was too stubborn to ask for directions.

Shaddy


From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#13]
 22 Nov 2006
To: Shaddy [#12] 22 Nov 2006

Darned satellite positioning was off, "Turn left now."

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