Full Version: What's the difference

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1]
 21 Nov 2006
To: ALL

What's the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?


Outlaws are wanted.


From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#1] 21 Nov 2006

Chuck,

It's all "relative."

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#3]
 21 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#2] 21 Nov 2006

quote:
It's all "relative."




Oh "BROTHER"!

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#4]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#3] 21 Nov 2006

Chuck,

Trust me.

Sooner or later, someone will cry "Uncle."

From: UncleSteve [#5]
 21 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#4] 21 Nov 2006

You rang???????????????? >.< 

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#6]
 21 Nov 2006
To: UncleSteve [#5] 21 Nov 2006

quote:
You rang???????????????? >.< 


Of the many things we DO call you, "Uncle" isn't one of them ;-)  :O  :D  :-)  (devil)  B-) 

From: UncleSteve [#7]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#6] 21 Nov 2006

"That's my name, don't wear it out!"
:P 

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#8]
 21 Nov 2006
To: UncleSteve [#7] 21 Nov 2006

What is the difference...

Between a man standing by a stream and fishing,
and a man standing by a stream and looking foolish?

 

 

 

 

 


Not much.


From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#9]
 21 Nov 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#8] 21 Nov 2006

The man looking foolish doesn't have a fishing pole? :O 

From: UncleSteve [#10]
 21 Nov 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#9] 21 Nov 2006

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and he buys a funny hat!"

From: sawdr73 [#11]
 22 Nov 2006
To: UncleSteve [#10] 22 Nov 2006

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and he buys funny looking hat". Then he buys a $15,000 bass boat and a $30,000 Chevy Z 71 to pull it, then.......he buys a $500,000 divorce ! :-$ 

Mickey


From: UncleSteve [#12]
 22 Nov 2006
To: sawdr73 [#11] 22 Nov 2006

:'-( 

From: sawdr73 [#13]
 22 Nov 2006
To: UncleSteve [#12] 24 Nov 2006

I will not teach anyone else how to fish. I'll just buy them a fish sandwich at McDonalds. >.< 

From: Peter [#14]
 23 Nov 2006
To: sawdr73 [#13] 24 Nov 2006

Blech !

I call McDonalds ...Fly Food...A few seconds in your mouth and it liquifies.......

Just like a Fly's regurgitation...yukky poos

regards

Fearless Fly


From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#15]
 23 Nov 2006
To: Peter [#14] Unread

The McD by you must use much better meat than here if it can liquify in your mouth. Here you get good jaw exercise trying to chew it.

From: sawdr73 [#16]
 24 Nov 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#15] 24 Nov 2006

Around here, you get good jaw exersice trying to get your order corrected. :'-( 
Mickey


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