Full Version: You're Toast Buddy!

From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#13]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11] 19 Dec 2006

For "starters",you may be trying to get a "rise" out of a lot of people..but the only thing I think your "raisin" is your "knead" to pun. You MUST be a "gluten" for punishment....
This thread has gotten too "floury" for me...I've decided to "bag-uette"
I'm out..

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#13] 19 Dec 2006

Becky,

I'm happy to see your puns, but don't "fritter" your time away.

From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#15]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14] 19 Dec 2006

Trust me, it was a welcome break in my day.....

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#16]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#15] 19 Dec 2006

:-)

I know what you mean.

From: BratDawg [#17]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#16] 19 Dec 2006

David,

I suppose to understand this thread, it takes a "rye" sense of humor....


Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#18]
 19 Dec 2006
To: BratDawg [#17] 19 Dec 2006

Steve,

I think that's true. Becky was so good, for a newcomer to the pun zone, I thought I should "toaster."

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#19]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#18] 19 Dec 2006

It's a 'Wonder' you guys can put this many puns into one thread. You take the 'cake'.

EDITED: 19 Dec 2006 by DAVERJ

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#20]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#19] 19 Dec 2006

"Doughnut" seem odd that some people can't imagine a "cruller" form of punishment than having to read puns?

From: Franklin (FW_HAYNES) [#21]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#20] 19 Dec 2006

Yes it is only the upper crust of this group that really gets a rise out of this many buns...I mean puns.

From: LaserMike [#22]
 19 Dec 2006
To: ALL

Oh jeez - isn't this thread getting 'stale' by now? I think you've all broken the 'mold' of the typical engraver with all this punnyness.

Now let's all do lunch and break bread together B-)

(Now don't make me break out my Kip Addotta lyrics!)

-Mike

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#23]
 19 Dec 2006
To: LaserMike [#22] 19 Dec 2006

Are you trying to 'butter' up the members, or just 'slicing' through the 'flour'y language posted here.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#24]
 19 Dec 2006
To: LaserMike [#22] 19 Dec 2006

Mike,

It's true. Some of us might deserve time in "leaven"worth.

"Chiabatta"bing!

From: Mike (MIKEN) [#25]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#24] 20 Dec 2006

This is inflicting pain, if you'll pardon my French.

From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#26]
 19 Dec 2006
To: ALL

It's time to "sift" through all of this. The humor has clearly "ground" to a halt. The is not one "whole-grain" of funny left here. Just your run of the "mill" jokes...Maybe someone else could "stir" some life back into this thread....
As for me, I have decided to "popover" to another thread.LOL

From: BratDawg [#27]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#26] 19 Dec 2006

HI Becky,

Uncle Loren did have the perfect story for this thread about some bread he got while travelling in Germany, but now he can't....

Apparently it was "Stollen".....

:-)

Steve

From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#28]
 19 Dec 2006
To: BratDawg [#27] 20 Dec 2006

I'm out man...I got "nuttin" left...my last post tapped all of the rest of my good bread punnage. LOL

From: BratDawg [#29]
 20 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#28] 20 Dec 2006

Yeah, Uncle Loren is feeling the same way. He had wanted to find a way to make tiles in the shape of bread, but wanted them glazed.

He couldn't find a way so he had to settle on a "bisque kit"....

Guess that does about wrap it up...have a great Christmas! ;-)

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#30]
 20 Dec 2006
To: BratDawg [#29] 20 Dec 2006

Steve,

It might be time for a "bran" new topic.

From: basehorawards [#31]
 20 Dec 2006
To: ALL

Arrrrrrghhhhh!
I almost always have a pun to add to any conversation but these threads seem to always leave me unable to "rise" to the occasion.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#32]
 20 Dec 2006
To: basehorawards [#31] 21 Dec 2006

James,

Maybe if you take a moment to relax, on your "Crouton" sofa, more puns will come to mind.

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