Full Version: You're Toast Buddy!

From: BratDawg [#27]
 19 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#26] 19 Dec 2006

HI Becky,

Uncle Loren did have the perfect story for this thread about some bread he got while travelling in Germany, but now he can't....

Apparently it was "Stollen".....

:-)

Steve

From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#28]
 19 Dec 2006
To: BratDawg [#27] 20 Dec 2006

I'm out man...I got "nuttin" left...my last post tapped all of the rest of my good bread punnage. LOL

From: BratDawg [#29]
 20 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#28] 20 Dec 2006

Yeah, Uncle Loren is feeling the same way. He had wanted to find a way to make tiles in the shape of bread, but wanted them glazed.

He couldn't find a way so he had to settle on a "bisque kit"....

Guess that does about wrap it up...have a great Christmas! ;-)

Steve

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#30]
 20 Dec 2006
To: BratDawg [#29] 20 Dec 2006

Steve,

It might be time for a "bran" new topic.

From: basehorawards [#31]
 20 Dec 2006
To: ALL

Arrrrrrghhhhh!
I almost always have a pun to add to any conversation but these threads seem to always leave me unable to "rise" to the occasion.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#32]
 20 Dec 2006
To: basehorawards [#31] 21 Dec 2006

James,

Maybe if you take a moment to relax, on your "Crouton" sofa, more puns will come to mind.

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#33]
 20 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#32] 20 Dec 2006

I have about had it with this! I"m so tired and angry that I've got

"hot crossed buns" :P

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34]
 20 Dec 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#33] 20 Dec 2006

Chuck,

Are you saying I'm "Muffin" my chances of getting you to post again?

From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#35]
 20 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#34] 20 Dec 2006

quote:
Are you saying I'm "Muffin" my chances of getting you to post again?


YOu will probably have to "butter" me up.

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#36]
 20 Dec 2006
To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE) [#33] 20 Dec 2006

It's a good thing you're not Aunt Enna, or we'd have a 'cross aunt'.

From: LaserMike [#37]
 20 Dec 2006
To: ALL

If we didn't spend so much time with thread, and more time working, we'd really be rolling in dough.

I think I'll work on my new idea - it's greatest thing since sliced bread. I figured since this idea has been in my head russian around, rye not.
The idea may be half-baked though....

-Mike

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#38]
 20 Dec 2006
To: LaserMike [#37] 20 Dec 2006

I do not knead this thread anymore.

From: LaserMike [#39]
 20 Dec 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#38] 21 Dec 2006

Me neither.
Now we knead to breadboard another idea, toss it up in the air, put a new spin on it and give everyone a pizza our mind!

From: basehorawards [#40]
 21 Dec 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#32] 21 Dec 2006

Thanks for "buttering me up." I have been "spread" pretty thin lately with work and all of my other activities and hobbies.
If my wife saw me sitting here she would tell me to quit "loafing," get off my "buns" and get to work on the Christmas orders I am supposed to be cutting on the laser since that is where my "bread and butter" comes from.

From: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#41]
 21 Dec 2006
To: ALL

Seek help...all of you...immediately....

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#42]
 21 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#41] 21 Dec 2006

Becky,

Thanks for the advice. It's come a little bit too late for some of us. :-)

From: basehorawards [#43]
 21 Dec 2006
To: Becky (KIAIJANE) [#41] 21 Dec 2006

So are you saying that you think we are "half-baked" or that you think maybe someone left the yeast out when they mixed us up?

From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#44]
 21 Dec 2006
To: basehorawards [#43] 22 Dec 2006

quote:
or that you think maybe someone left the yeast out when they mixed us up?


"when they mixed us up" is the operative phrase.

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