Full Version: Clive Comes Home to Roost

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#1]
 10 Apr 2007
To: Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) 10 Apr 2007

Clive,

I see you were trying to "hatch" a punfest, over the laser-engraved egg topic.

I may be able to "shell" out a few, but I doubt I have over a "dozen."

EDITED: 10 Apr 2007 by DGL

From: Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) [#2]
 10 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#1] 11 Apr 2007

I knew you would have to take a "peck" at that, you're "timing" is good as always.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3]
 11 Apr 2007
To: Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) [#2] 11 Apr 2007

Clive,

I had to start this thread, because people don't like it when I "poach" their's.

It never goes "over easy."

From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#4]
 11 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3] 11 Apr 2007

quote:
It never goes "over easy."


My sentiments "eggs-actly".

From: JHayes55 [#5]
 11 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3] 11 Apr 2007

That because the whole thread ends up "scrabbled". So don't do it any more or we will "boil" you.

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#6]
 11 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3] 11 Apr 2007

I'd jump in here, but my brain is "fried". Plus other people here tell very funny "yolks". So "omlette" you tell all the puns.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7]
 11 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#6] 12 Apr 2007

Dave,

Don't quit, until you see the "whites" of their eyes.

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#8]
 12 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7] 12 Apr 2007

I can take a "beating", but the egg timer just keeps on ticking.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9]
 12 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#8] 12 Apr 2007

Dave,

I realize you're under duress, but I'm glad to know you haven't "cracked."

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#10]
 12 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9] 12 Apr 2007

I have to say, you have a "fertile" imagination.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11]
 12 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#10] 12 Apr 2007

Oddly enough, some "chick" once told me those exact words.

From: JHayes55 [#12]
 13 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11] 13 Apr 2007

Did you "cluck" to her or "crow" like a "banty" "rooster". Or were you silent and "hen" "pecked". It will be interesting to see if you have come out of your "shell".

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#13]
 13 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11] 13 Apr 2007

That's it! I'm crying "fowl"!

Though I guess in this thread the egg did come before the chicken.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14]
 13 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#13] 13 Apr 2007

Dave,

The topic did take a slight turn.

From here, I guess we'll have to "wing" it.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#15]
 13 Apr 2007
To: JHayes55 [#12] 13 Apr 2007

Joe,

It's been awhile, but as I recall, she flipped me the "bird."

From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#16]
 13 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14] 13 Apr 2007

Did you ask her: Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get them "peepers"?

I try to keep a "breast" of these things, but get a bit "cooped" up here at times, just "scratching" out a living.

From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#17]
 13 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#16] 13 Apr 2007

Dave,

Naw, I didn't want to push my luck and create a "bone" of contention with the girl.

Besides, I think she was feeling self-conscious, because she only had "AA"s.

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