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<body> <h1>Full Version: <a href="https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.1">No Sex Since 1955</a></h1><a name="a2298_1"></a><p><b>From: gt350ed</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.1">#1</a>]<br /> 13 Nov 2005<br /><b>To: ALL</b></p> Howdy ALL (Adelaide and S. Africa included)!<br /> <br /> This past Thursday was the U.S. Marine Corps 230th birthday. The Corps, as some of you are no doubt aware, was established prior to the birth of our nation.<br /> <br /> In celebration, as a former Marine I would like to offer the following into evidence before this tribunal...<br /> <br /> <font color="#FF0000">No Sex Since 1955<br /> <br /> A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala<br /> event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There<br /> was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies<br /> in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant<br /> Major for conversation.<br /> <br /> She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to<br /> be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" <br /> <br /> "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just<br /> serious by nature." <br /> <br /> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations<br /> and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of<br /> action." <br /> <br /> The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a<br /> lot of action." <br /> <br /> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a<br /> conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up<br /> a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."<br /> <br /> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious<br /> manner. <br /> <br /> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you<br /> don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last<br /> time you had sex?"<br /> <br /> The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."<br /> <br /> She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to<br /> chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I<br /> mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little<br /> extreme?"<br /> <br /> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in<br /> his matter-of-fact voice,"You think so? It's only<br /> 2130 now." </font><br /> <br /> <br /> Semper Fi, everyone! <span class="e_wink" title=";-)"><span class="e__">;-)</span> </span> <span class="e_shades" title="B-)"><span class="e__">B-)</span> </span> <p class="edit_text">EDITED: 13 Nov 2005 by DGL</p> <hr /><a name="a2298_2"></a><p><b>From: Cody (BOBTNAILER)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.2">#2</a>]<br /> 13 Nov 2005<br /><b>To: gt350ed</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.1">#1</a>] 13 Nov 2005</p> <p>OMG!!!</p> <p>I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one!!!!!</p><hr /><a name="a2298_3"></a><p><b>From: gt350ed</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.3">#3</a>]<br /> 13 Nov 2005<br /><b>To: Cody (BOBTNAILER)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.2">#2</a>] 13 Nov 2005</p> Is that great, or what? I'm STILL laughing. <hr /><a name="a2298_4"></a><p><b>From: Cody (BOBTNAILER)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.4">#4</a>]<br /> 13 Nov 2005<br /><b>To: gt350ed</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=2298.3">#3</a>] 13 Nov 2005</p> <p>Yup. I'm thinking about waking my wife up to tell her that one.</p> <p>However, given the subject matter, it may be the YEAR 2045 before ... well, you know.</p><hr /><h4><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=EE">Back to thread list</a> | <a href="llogout.php?webtag=EE">Login</a></h4> <h6>© 2024 <a href="http://www.beehiveforum.net/" target="_blank">Project Beehive Forum</a></h6> </body>