From: BratDawg [#118]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117] 3 Nov 2006
Dave,
He got the posts installed, but not without it taking it's toll on him...he's rather sore and has a "stiff arm"....
Now he can't untie his laces when he sits down so he has to just "kickoff" his shoes....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#119]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#117] 3 Nov 2006
Dave,
Next time, I would suggest that he not "parade" around with the bowls.
I'm sure he's been forgiven, since last time I saw Loren, he was in a "huddle" with Enna.
From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#120]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#119] 3 Nov 2006
Uncle Lauren had a mishap installing the posts, fell flat on his 'tail. Back' in the house Enna determined it was not a broken tail-bone but a bruise in the lower 'Lombardi' area. (Is that too much of a stretch? Naw, just some 'warm-up calisthenics'.)
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#121]
3 Nov 2006
To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY) [#120] 3 Nov 2006
Harvey,
Is it true that you're a "lineman" for the county and you drive the main road?
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#122]
3 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#121] 3 Nov 2006
What did you "call" him?
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#123]
3 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#122] 4 Nov 2006
Dave,
I can't remember. I'll have to look at the "instant replay."
From: BratDawg [#124]
5 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#123] 5 Nov 2006
David,
I see it was quiet over the weekend....not for Uncle Lroen though. The Condo Association once again had him arrested when he tried trimming the hedges in his front yard......they have some tough by-laws and he was penalized for "clipping".....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#125]
5 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#124] 6 Nov 2006
Steve,
I feel bad for Loren, but you can't blame the home owners' association for "holding" to their by-laws.
From: BratDawg [#126]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#125] 6 Nov 2006
David,
Yes, they even made him remove his new staircase...a shame too, it was a "perfect spiral".....
He'll get them back when they have the Grand Opening "reception" to be held at the clubhouse....he's going to "spike" the punch!
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#127]
6 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#126] 6 Nov 2006
Steve,
I saw the architect's original plans for that staircase. Very nice!
Unfortunately, someone spilled water on the original draft, causing it to wrinkle.
A little help from a "Grid Iron" brought it back to its original condition.
From: BratDawg [#128]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#127] 6 Nov 2006
David,
Yes, there were quite a few corrections on that original draft. They just covered up the old stuff with a jar of "wideout"....
All of the problems had Uncle Loren pulling his hair out...but the good news is he no longer has to worry about his "split ends".....
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#129]
6 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#128] 6 Nov 2006
Steve,
I know how Loren feels about his hair. As for myself, the "Browns" are rapidly being replaced by gray.
From: BratDawg [#130]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#129] 6 Nov 2006
David,
Aunt Enna has the same problem, but with a wig, she can "packers" away!
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#131]
6 Nov 2006
To: BratDawg [#130] 8 Nov 2006
Steve,
With all that long hair, I'm surprised she "Rams" it all under a wig.
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#132]
6 Nov 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#131] 6 Nov 2006
I hear she was quite upset when she got the "Bills" for those wigs.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#133]
6 Nov 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#132] 6 Nov 2006
Dave,
I suspect some unauthorized "Chargers."
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