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<body> <h1>Full Version: <a href="https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.60">Due to semi-popular demand...</a></h1><a name="a5199_60"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.60">#60</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.58">#58</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> The gala event is actually a semi-formal dance, with ad specialty hats being handed out.<br /> <br /> It's a "cap and ball." <hr /><a name="a5199_61"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.61">#61</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.60">#60</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Since most of the attendees will come as Goth characters, there may be a shortage of "black powder" ........ <hr /><a name="a5199_62"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.62">#62</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.61">#61</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> I have a volunteer, to ensure all the ladies will have their make-up needs met.<br /> <br /> I'll let "Pearl handle" that. <hr /><a name="a5199_63"></a><p><b>From: JHayes55</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.63">#63</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.62">#62</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> I heard the event was in Utah and was being called the Grand "Cannon Ball"<hr /><a name="a5199_64"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.64">#64</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.62">#62</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Don't forget to leave a "nickle plate" for the tips..... <hr /><a name="a5199_65"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.65">#65</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.64">#64</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Well, I don't know about you folks, but "Ammo" be there! <span class="e_smile" title=":-)"><span class="e__">:-)</span> </span><br /> <br /> Unfortunately Uncle Loren and Aunt Enna can't make it.....he's has to work down at the ceramics shop today, as they're putting decals on products, and his job is to work the kiln along with others.....he's part of the "firing squad"....<br /> <br /> Aunt Enna just got a new job down at the Western shirt factory....her task is to sew in the areas that the buttons will go into.....we never knew she was an expert "Holster"....<br /> <br /> <br /> Steve<br /> <br /> (Is that really Uncle Steve posting puns????)<hr /><a name="a5199_66"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.66">#66</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.65">#65</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> There are a few people in this thread, who don't normally post puns.<br /> <br /> That's the "derringer" in opening it up to everyone. <hr /><a name="a5199_67"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.67">#67</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.66">#66</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> David,<br /> <br /> I thought there were those just looking to "muzzle" me...... <span class="e_wink" title=";-)"><span class="e__">;-)</span> </span><br /> <br /> I'm heading over to help Uncle Loren with his new lawn. He tore it up and ran electrical wires beneath, and now has to place new grass on top....<br /> <br /> He wants to get it done before the rain sets in and he has to walk across it....he doesn't want to be faced with a "sod off shockin'"....<br /> <br /> <br /> Steve<hr /><a name="a5199_68"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.68">#68</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.67">#67</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> So far, no "ordnance" against others hopping onboard. <hr /><a name="a5199_69"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.69">#69</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.68">#68</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> David,<br /> <br /> Absolutely, the more the merrier! After all, I see from the stats that there are quite a few "casing" this thread.... and they're all invited to come in...no "jacket" required. <span class="e_smile" title=":-)"><span class="e__">:-)</span> </span><br /> <br /> Even Aunt Enna was going to jump in...until Uncle Loren decided to "silencer"....<br /> <br /> <br /> Steve<hr /><a name="a5199_70"></a><p><b>From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.70">#70</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Mick</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.50">#50</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> I was "rifling" through the posts in this thread and see how on "target" this new folder is. I think Dave hit the "bullseye" with this folder. It took a lot of "brass" on his part to make the "case" for a special folder, but he got the "lead" out and did it. <hr /><a name="a5199_71"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.71">#71</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.70">#70</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Dave,<br /> <br /> It was inevitable, so I didn't need a "gun" to my head.<br /> <br /> Quite a few "sharpshooters" here, along with a "sniper" or two. <hr /><a name="a5199_72"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.72">#72</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.71">#71</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> David,<br /> <br /> I've got to go downtown and bail Uncle Loren out...it seems as though he was at the park with his new lawn chairs that had a special woven straps that had been completely waterproofed by out of state prisoners.<br /> <br /> Apparently it is against the law in Florida to have them, so Uncle Loren was arrested for having "con sealed webbings"....<br /> <br /> Steve<hr /><a name="a5199_73"></a><p><b>From: JHayes55</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.73">#73</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.72">#72</a>] 29 Oct 2006</p> The more I "scope" this out the more I am not sure who will be in the "cross hair" next<hr /><a name="a5199_74"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.74">#74</a>]<br /> 28 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: JHayes55</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.73">#73</a>] 28 Oct 2006</p> Joe,<br /> <br /> Some of these puns have a "duel" meaning.<br /> <br /> If I had a pen, I'd do a "quick draw" for you. <hr /><a name="a5199_75"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.75">#75</a>]<br /> 29 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.74">#74</a>] 29 Oct 2006</p> David,<br /> <br /> Maybe it's time to pick a new topic before folks go "ballistic".....<br /> <br /> Besides, Uncle Loren tried telling some of these to the cattle on the back 40 ....all he got was a "bull sigh".....<br /> <br /> Steve<hr /><a name="a5199_76"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.76">#76</a>]<br /> 29 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.75">#75</a>] 29 Oct 2006</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> I think you're right, I just heard the "two minute warning" that the College football season is in full swing.<br /> <br /> If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors. <hr /><a name="a5199_77"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.77">#77</a>]<br /> 29 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.76">#76</a>] 29 Oct 2006</p> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors</div><br /> <br /> Nice to know that you didn't have any storms "bruin".....<br /> <br /> Fortunately here in Florida, it doesn't look like anyone will have to worry about "Hurricanes" this season either......<br /> <br /> Sorry I didn't answer "Sooner".....but I was trying to help my brother in Atlanta with his computer problems. Fortunately for him, he has a good "Georgia Tech". <hr /><a name="a5199_78"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.78">#78</a>]<br /> 29 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.77">#77</a>] 30 Oct 2006</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> I was wondering where you'd gone.<br /> <br /> I had a "hunch" that maybe you were seeing a "Notre Dame." <hr /><a name="a5199_79"></a><p><b>From: JHayes55</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.79">#79</a>]<br /> 29 Oct 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5199.78">#78</a>] 29 Oct 2006</p> You change subjects and expect us all to come "running back". I would ask for a refund but it would only be a "quarter back" Besides today I am so busy - I have a "full back" log of things to do. So for "safety" sake I may have to leave you for now. 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