From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#71]
28 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#70] 28 Oct 2006
Dave,
It was inevitable, so I didn't need a "gun" to my head.
Quite a few "sharpshooters" here, along with a "sniper" or two.
From: BratDawg [#72]
28 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#71] 28 Oct 2006
David,
I've got to go downtown and bail Uncle Loren out...it seems as though he was at the park with his new lawn chairs that had a special woven straps that had been completely waterproofed by out of state prisoners.
Apparently it is against the law in Florida to have them, so Uncle Loren was arrested for having "con sealed webbings"....
Steve
From: JHayes55 [#73]
28 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#72] 29 Oct 2006
The more I "scope" this out the more I am not sure who will be in the "cross hair" next
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#74]
28 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#73] 28 Oct 2006
Joe,
Some of these puns have a "duel" meaning.
If I had a pen, I'd do a "quick draw" for you.
From: BratDawg [#75]
29 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#74] 29 Oct 2006
David,
Maybe it's time to pick a new topic before folks go "ballistic".....
Besides, Uncle Loren tried telling some of these to the cattle on the back 40 ....all he got was a "bull sigh".....
Steve
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#76]
29 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#75] 29 Oct 2006
Steve,
I think you're right, I just heard the "two minute warning" that the College football season is in full swing.
If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors.
From: BratDawg [#77]
29 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#76] 29 Oct 2006
quote:
If "UCLA" you'll notice it's a very nice day outdoors
Nice to know that you didn't have any storms "bruin".....
Fortunately here in Florida, it doesn't look like anyone will have to worry about "Hurricanes" this season either......
Sorry I didn't answer "Sooner".....but I was trying to help my brother in Atlanta with his computer problems. Fortunately for him, he has a good "Georgia Tech".
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#78]
29 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#77] 30 Oct 2006
Steve,
I was wondering where you'd gone.
I had a "hunch" that maybe you were seeing a "Notre Dame."
From: JHayes55 [#79]
29 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#78] 29 Oct 2006
You change subjects and expect us all to come "running back". I would ask for a refund but it would only be a "quarter back" Besides today I am so busy - I have a "full back" log of things to do. So for "safety" sake I may have to leave you for now. I am have so many "balls" in the air I will have to "touch back" with you later.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80]
29 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#79] 30 Oct 2006
Joe,
Maye we should change the title of this folder to the "punt" zone.
You were the person who suggested the topic change. I was just trying to achieve that "goal."
EDITED: 30 Oct 2006 by DGL
From: BratDawg [#81]
30 Oct 2006
To: JHayes55 [#79] 30 Oct 2006
Gee Joe...does that mean you're going to "pass"?.....
From: BratDawg [#82]
30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80] 30 Oct 2006
David,
Rght person...wrong "receiver".... :-)
I was out of town for a "conference" for a week and a half. I would have stayed for 2 full weeks but I would have needed 14 changes of clothes and I only had room to "Pac-10"....
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#83]
30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#80] 30 Oct 2006
Well, you were the "cheerleader" for starting this pun zone. I spend half of my time reading them, and the other "half time" trying to keep up with you guys. It seems like as soon as I try to post, and look again, it's already the "10th and down" further in the thread.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#84]
30 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#82] 30 Oct 2006
Steve,
I noticed that I posted to you, instead of Joe.
I was "rushing" to get a few puns in, before the good ones were "down" in print.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#85]
30 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#83] 30 Oct 2006
Dave,
I'm happy to see you coming in from the "sideline" to "tackle" this topic.
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#86]
30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#85] 30 Oct 2006
Well I "fumbled" around for a while, but didn't want to "drop the ball". After all, it is Monday night. ;-)
From: JHayes55 [#87]
30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#84] 30 Oct 2006
Looks as though I was "sacked" when you posted to me instead of Steve.
But I notice that Dave Jones is getting "extra yardage" out of all this.
From: JHayes55 [#88]
30 Oct 2006
To: BratDawg [#81] 30 Oct 2006
Steve - No "pass"
I guess I will just "pun...............t"
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#89]
30 Oct 2006
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#86] 31 Oct 2006
Dave,
I'll have to catch up with you guys, after I "Hail Mary" a cab.
From: BratDawg [#90]
30 Oct 2006
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#89] 31 Oct 2006
David et al,
Sorry I couldn't get back yesterday, I had problems wirth my new ISP. They ran a 25 cent special on a faster line but it didn't work. I complained and asked for my quarter back...but they told me to take a "hike"!
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