A man entered..... - Engraving Etc. Forum

<body> <h1>Full Version: <a href="https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.1">A man entered.....</a></h1><a name="a5380_1"></a><p><b>From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.1">#1</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: ALL</b></p> <p>A man entred the local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different entries hoping that at least one of the would win.</p> <p>UNFORTUNATELY,</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><br /> no pun in TEN did</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_2"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.2">#2</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.1">#1</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> <p>Chuck,</p> <p>Thanks for letting us "read all about it."</p> <p>He's lucky the newspaper editor didn't beat him to a "pulp."</p><p class="edit_text">EDITED: 21 Nov 2006 by DGL</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_3"></a><p><b>From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.3">#3</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.2">#2</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> <p>David,<br /> It was pretty "black and white"</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_4"></a><p><b>From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.4">#4</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.3">#3</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> <p>A man and a woman walked into a bar.</p> <p>You think they would have seen it.</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_5"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.5">#5</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.3">#3</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> Chuck,<br /> <br /> At least it didn't have anything to do with a "page" scandal. <hr /><a name="a5380_6"></a><p><b>From: Dee (DEENA-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.6">#6</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.1">#1</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> <p>Chuck,<br /> I sent you a pm yesterday. Did you get it?</p> <p>Dee</p> <hr /><p>Message 5380.7 was deleted</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_8"></a><p><b>From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.8">#8</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: Dee (DEENA-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.6">#6</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> <p>Dee, I DID get it. But once again, I am not getting notifications of posts to me on the forum </p> <p>Thanks for the PM.</p><p class="edit_text">EDITED: 21 Nov 2006 by C_BURKE</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_9"></a><p><b>From: Dee (DEENA-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.9">#9</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.8">#8</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> <p>Chuck,<br /> You know how the shoemaker's kids never have shoes? Well, the moderator's wife doesn't get notifications either! Let's see what happens when he reads this. <span class="e_devil" title="(devil)"><span class="e__">(devil)</span> </span></p> <p>Dee</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_10"></a><p><b>From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.10">#10</a>]<br /> 21 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: Dee (DEENA-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.9">#9</a>] 21 Nov 2006</p> <p>You get them, you just do not look in that in folder. I changed the address to your Verizon account, but I think they filter out the messages.</p> <p>Let's see if you get the notification on this one.</p> <hr /><a name="a5380_11"></a><p><b>From: LipChip</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.11">#11</a>]<br /> 22 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.10">#10</a>] 22 Nov 2006</p> So when you say :<br /> <br /> "A man and a woman walked into a bar.<br /> <br /> You think they would have seen it." <br /> <br /> It seems like the man forgot to find out if they woman knew how to open her eyes to see the bar. Forgot to advise her on the Verizon account opening procedure that would make the bar visible? <hr /><a name="a5380_12"></a><p><b>From: Shaddy</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.12">#12</a>]<br /> 22 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: LipChip</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.11">#11</a>] 22 Nov 2006</p> <p>The woman knew the bar was in the area, but the man was too stubborn to ask for directions. </p> <p>Shaddy</p><hr /><a name="a5380_13"></a><p><b>From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.13">#13</a>]<br /> 22 Nov 2006<br /><b>To: Shaddy</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5380.12">#12</a>] 22 Nov 2006</p> Darned satellite positioning was off, "Turn left now." <hr /><h4><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=EE">Back to thread list</a> | <a href="llogout.php?webtag=EE">Login</a></h4> <h6>© 2024 <a href="http://www.beehiveforum.net/" target="_blank">Project Beehive Forum</a></h6> </body>