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<body> <h1>Full Version: <a href="https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.1">Traffic Jam</a></h1><a name="a5942_1"></a><p><b>From: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.1">#1</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: ALL</b></p> Since there is not a JOKE folder, I'll put this here <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of <br /> Washington.<br /> <br /> Nothing is moving north or south.<br /> <br /> Suddenly a man knocks on his window.<br /> <br /> The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"<br /> <br /> "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,<br /> Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million.<br /> <br /> Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.<br /> <br /> We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."<br /> <br /> The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"<br /> <br /> "About a gallon" </div> <hr /><a name="a5942_2"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.2">#2</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.1">#1</a>] 2 Feb 2007</p> Chuck,<br /> <br /> We won't be "fueled" again. :-) <hr /><a name="a5942_3"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.3">#3</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.1">#1</a>] 2 Feb 2007</p> Now THAT is a "premium" post! ;-) <hr /><a name="a5942_4"></a><p><b>From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.4">#4</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: LaZerDude (C_BURKE)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.1">#1</a>] 2 Feb 2007</p> <p>Posts like that burn me up.</p> <p>How many Hilarys do they get to the gallon?</p> <hr /><a name="a5942_5"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.5">#5</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.4">#4</a>] 2 Feb 2007</p> Look at that!<br /> <br /> Harvey trying to prime the "pump." <hr /><a name="a5942_6"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.6">#6</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.4">#4</a>] 2 Feb 2007</p> Don't you mean "how many Hillary's can you FIT on a galleon? <hr /><a name="a5942_7"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.7">#7</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.6">#6</a>] 2 Feb 2007</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> I think that's referring to "shipping" charges. :-) <hr /><a name="a5942_8"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.8">#8</a>]<br /> 2 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.7">#7</a>] 2 Feb 2007</p> I have been known to bull ship every so often..... 8-O <hr /><a name="a5942_9"></a><p><b>From: RICK (THUMBSUP)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.9">#9</a>]<br /> 3 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: ALL</b></p> Are they using Bill Clinton's cigar as the fuse??<hr /><a name="a5942_10"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.10">#10</a>]<br /> 3 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: RICK (THUMBSUP)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.9">#9</a>] 3 Feb 2007</p> Rick,<br /> <br /> I don't think that would be up to "snuff." <hr /><a name="a5942_11"></a><p><b>From: RICK (THUMBSUP)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.11">#11</a>]<br /> 3 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: ALL</b></p> David,perhaps not.Who knows where it might have been "dipped"?<hr /><a name="a5942_12"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.12">#12</a>]<br /> 3 Feb 2007<br /><b>To: RICK (THUMBSUP)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=5942.11">#11</a>] 3 Feb 2007</p> Rick,<br /> <br /> I'm getting lost in the traffic jam. We're usually able to grasp a single topic and run with the puns.<br /> <br /> These puns are all over the "road."<br /> <br /> Oh well, keep on "truckin." :-) <hr /><h4><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=EE">Back to thread list</a> | <a href="llogout.php?webtag=EE">Login</a></h4> <h6>© 2024 <a href="http://www.beehiveforum.net/" target="_blank">Project Beehive Forum</a></h6> </body>