From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#1]
10 Apr 2007
To: Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) 10 Apr 2007
Clive,
I see you were trying to "hatch" a punfest, over the laser-engraved egg topic.
I may be able to "shell" out a few, but I doubt I have over a "dozen."
EDITED: 10 Apr 2007 by DGL
From: Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) [#2]
10 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#1] 11 Apr 2007
I knew you would have to take a "peck" at that, you're "timing" is good as always.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3]
11 Apr 2007
To: Ozzy Fox (CLIVEGARAWAY) [#2] 11 Apr 2007
Clive,
I had to start this thread, because people don't like it when I "poach" their's.
It never goes "over easy."
From: Cody (BOBTNAILER) [#4]
11 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3] 11 Apr 2007
quote:
It never goes "over easy."
My sentiments "eggs-actly".
From: JHayes55 [#5]
11 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3] 11 Apr 2007
That because the whole thread ends up "scrabbled". So don't do it any more or we will "boil" you.
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#6]
11 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#3] 11 Apr 2007
I'd jump in here, but my brain is "fried". Plus other people here tell very funny "yolks". So "omlette" you tell all the puns.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7]
11 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#6] 12 Apr 2007
Dave,
Don't quit, until you see the "whites" of their eyes.
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#8]
12 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#7] 12 Apr 2007
I can take a "beating", but the egg timer just keeps on ticking.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9]
12 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#8] 12 Apr 2007
Dave,
I realize you're under duress, but I'm glad to know you haven't "cracked."
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#10]
12 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#9] 12 Apr 2007
I have to say, you have a "fertile" imagination.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11]
12 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#10] 12 Apr 2007
Oddly enough, some "chick" once told me those exact words.
From: JHayes55 [#12]
13 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11] 13 Apr 2007
Did you "cluck" to her or "crow" like a "banty" "rooster". Or were you silent and "hen" "pecked". It will be interesting to see if you have come out of your "shell".
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#13]
13 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#11] 13 Apr 2007
That's it! I'm crying "fowl"!
Though I guess in this thread the egg did come before the chicken.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14]
13 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#13] 13 Apr 2007
Dave,
The topic did take a slight turn.
From here, I guess we'll have to "wing" it.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#15]
13 Apr 2007
To: JHayes55 [#12] 13 Apr 2007
Joe,
It's been awhile, but as I recall, she flipped me the "bird."
From: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#16]
13 Apr 2007
To: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#14] 13 Apr 2007
Did you ask her: Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get them "peepers"?
I try to keep a "breast" of these things, but get a bit "cooped" up here at times, just "scratching" out a living.
From: Stunt Engraver (DGL) [#17]
13 Apr 2007
To: Dave Jones (DAVERJ) [#16] 13 Apr 2007
Dave,
Naw, I didn't want to push my luck and create a "bone" of contention with the girl.
Besides, I think she was feeling self-conscious, because she only had "AA"s.