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<body> <h1>Full Version: <a href="https://www.engravingetc.org:443/archive/index.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.4">Nothing's Safe Anymore</a></h1><p>Message 6657.4 was deleted</p> <hr /><a name="a6657_5"></a><p><b>From: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.5">#5</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.3">#3</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> <p>Way back in a past life Dee and I had a screened etching kiosk during Christmas. A few of them were stolen. Those were an etching of Christ captioned "God Bless This House".</p> <p>Duh!</p> <hr /><a name="a6657_6"></a><p><b>From: basehorawards</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.6">#6</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Harvey only (HARVEY-ONLY)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.5">#5</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> The number one most often shoplifted book in the world is The Holy Bible. <hr /><a name="a6657_7"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.7">#7</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: logojohn</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.1">#1</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Looks like "grounds" for prosecution if you can find them.... >.< <hr /><a name="a6657_8"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.8">#8</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.7">#7</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> <p>Uh oh!</p> <p>Believe me folks. I didn't put Steve up to that one!</p> <p>I don't want to be accused of using a "plant."</p><p class="edit_text">EDITED: 16 Apr 2007 by DGL</p> <hr /><a name="a6657_9"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.9">#9</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.8">#8</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Don't worry David....everyone knows you're quite capable of "shoveling" it yourself.....after all, you have quite the reputation of being a pun "hoe"..... :-) <hr /><a name="a6657_10"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.10">#10</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.9">#9</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> Not so fast!<br /> <br /> Everyone knows you're at the "root" of this! <hr /><a name="a6657_11"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.11">#11</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.10">#10</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Seems like an overabundance of "fertilizer" is suddenly showing up in this thread..... :P <hr /><a name="a6657_12"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.12">#12</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.10">#10</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Well, we certainly don't want that rumor to "take hold"...and I certainly didn't mean to make light of the situation.....<br /> <br /> As Uncle Loren's great grandfather used to say back in Ireland...."'Tis a sod story indeed"..... <hr /><a name="a6657_13"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.13">#13</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.12">#12</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> I apologize. I wasn't attempting to "soil" your reputation. <hr /><a name="a6657_14"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.14">#14</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.13">#13</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> David,<br /> <br /> No problem...I'm used to having "turf" luck!....but I always manage to "land" on my feet!<br /> <br /> I suppose it's due to my excellent "terraining"..... <hr /><a name="a6657_15"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.15">#15</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.14">#14</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> I love it when you talk "dirty." <hr /><a name="a6657_16"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.16">#16</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.15">#15</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> David,<br /> <br /> I guess it helps to have a sense of "humus'....<br /> <br /> But I feel bad for trashing the thread, so I thought I would get serious and offer some help to LogoJohn concerning the situation. I understand that there is a masked man in his area that specializes in tracking down folks who do that sort of thing.<br /> <br /> They call him the "Loam" Ranger........ <hr /><a name="a6657_17"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.17">#17</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.16">#16</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> I've heard of that scoundrel. He also goes by the name of "Peat Moss."<br /> <br /> He was last seen helping a dwarf, fortune teller escape from prison.<br /> <br /> The authorities are looking for a "Small Medium at Large." <hr /><a name="a6657_18"></a><p><b>From: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.18">#18</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.17">#17</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">a dwarf, fortune teller escape </div><br /> <br /> Uncle Loren was telling me about that...said the fortune teller is a card reader that is also extremely fit with tight abs......he's known as "tarot Firma"...<br /> <br /> ba domp bomp!<br /> <br /> Uncle Loren was also telling me about his ancestry dating back into the 5th century. He had a relative that used to go around maniacally plowing the fields behind everyone's home...terrorizing folks as he went....<br /> <br /> <br /> He soon became known as "A Tiller the Hun"..... <hr /><a name="a6657_19"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.19">#19</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: BratDawg</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.18">#18</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> Loren's relative sounds very resourceful, with a story that could be the basis for a "nursery" rhyme.<br /> <br /> In fact, if he were a modern-day worker, I'm sure he could have become a "branch" manager. <hr /><a name="a6657_20"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.20">#20</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.19">#19</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> If our fearless leader doesn't move this thread from here to the "Pun Zone", he may end up doing a root inspection in the marble orchard! (devil) <hr /><a name="a6657_21"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.21">#21</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.20">#20</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> Steve,<br /> <br /> Didn't you read the discussion title? :-)<br /> <br /> It's in the Topic of Your Choice folder. It's just that Steve chose another topic; sort of. (devil) <hr /><a name="a6657_22"></a><p><b>From: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.22">#22</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.21">#21</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">Didn't you read the discussion title? :-) </div><br /> <br /> Sure did... and MY topic is what to do with a forum owner that doesn't follow his own rules..... :-$ <br /> <br /> Wassamatta? My karma ran over your dogma? :P <br /> <br /> Just pokin' and jokin' :O) <hr /><a name="a6657_23"></a><p><b>From: Stunt Engraver (DGL)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.23">#23</a>]<br /> 16 Apr 2007<br /><b>To: UncleSteve</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.22">#22</a>] 16 Apr 2007</p> I just work here. :-) <hr /><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="EE" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="6657.24" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="submit1" class="button" value="Keep reading…" /></form><p align="center">Show messages:  <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.1">1-3</a>  4-23  <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=EE&msg=6657.24">24-29</a></p> <h4><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=EE">Back to thread list</a> | <a href="llogout.php?webtag=EE">Login</a></h4> <h6>© 2024 <a href="http://www.beehiveforum.net/" target="_blank">Project Beehive Forum</a></h6> </body>